Dissonant Serenity: Citizens don't change expression when coming up to maul you.Įxcept with A Party, Also Known as an Orgy, where you can upgrade your score further by walking into the naked people hanging around.

Soldiers and gladiators, on the other hand.

Drunken Master: The drunk hobos are remarkably accurate when it comes to Grievous Bottley Harm.

Excuse Plot: 'Rome is corrupt! Kill everyone to save Rome!'.

Infernal Retaliation: Soldiers and gladiators will continue to chase and attack you even when on fire.Hitbox Dissonance: Sometimes a weapon misses when it should have hit and vice-versa.Historical Villain Upgrade: Yes, Caligula was a deparaved lunatic, but he didn't go out in the street and attempt to singlehandedly bring Rome's population to one.Heartbeat Soundtrack: The main menu features one.Grievous Bottley Harm: The drunks and bath servants throw their bottles at you with surprising (and aggravating) accuracy.Gameplay and Story Segregation: The loading screens show Caligula using a sword and the ursiform weapon at the same time.

Ludicrous Gibs: Enemies fall apart like they ran through Razor Floss, regardless of what weapon was used against them.Luckily, My Shield Will Protect Me: The legionaries can duck behind their shield to negate all attacks.Kill It with Fire: The Flambeau sets enemies on fire, eventually killing them.Kill 'Em All: The (secondary) point of the game is to kill as many Romans as you can.Fortunately, they're easy enough to avoid and can be kited until they burn. Kill them in Rampage mode, and they explode into individual organs and splatter blood all over the screen.

Viva caligula hell